i just google imaged poop.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A+ Viking dick
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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