can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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