it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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