I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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