batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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