she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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