I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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