So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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