He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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