so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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