As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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