I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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