I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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