he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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