I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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