idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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