jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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