Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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