i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
