She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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