Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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