I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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