Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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