just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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