it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's rum buckets o'clock
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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