He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
pray to the hookup gods
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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