So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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