So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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