Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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