: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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