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if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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