ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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