Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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