i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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