He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
