I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know her cup size but not her name....
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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