420 ftw
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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