hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
