But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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