Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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