She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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