whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Oh god it's open bar.
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