I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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