ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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