PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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