i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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