She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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