my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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