Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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