Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
