worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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