i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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