you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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