Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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