Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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