Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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