Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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