so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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